Come to Hillel this week for Shake it Up Shabbat–where we’re having dairy for dinner and ICE CREAM for dessert!
Services are at 6 p.m. (come at 5:45 for schmooze and snacks), and FREE dinner is at 7 p.m. Come Saturday morning at 10 a.m. for Shacharit (morning) services and stay for FREE lunch at 12:30 p.m.
Since we’ll be having ice cream this week, enjoy this list of crazy potential Jewish ice cream flavors.
Lehitra Oats
Rashi Road
Olive Hashalom
Oy Ge-malt
Wailing Walnut
Cherry Bim
Cherry Bum
Bubble G’mora
Mi Ka-mocha
Lemontashens
Soda & Gamorra
Manishta Nut
Moishmallow
Chazalnut
Mazel Toffee
Balak Berry
Abba Ebanana
O-Lime Habah
Butter Shkotz
Chuppapapya
Lubavicher Resberry
Cashew Le’Pesach
Berry Pr’i Hagafen
Bernard Malamint
………available in a goyishe cup, or a cohn
Gotta love those jokes widely available over the Internet (sorry, we didn’t write this one this time…)
This week’s Torah portion, Vayera, talks about the Binding of Isaac. Read a joke about a modern binding of Isaac here.
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See you on Shabbat!
